Oh, wow, what do we have here? A "Young Filipino developer" who goes by the creative and completely original username of "Backkslashh"? How innovative! I can already tell this is going to be a wild ride.

First of all, let's talk about your bio. You "reside" in Oklahoma, huh? I'm sure the residents......

Oh, monke-sh, the illustrious GitHub profile that has managed to amass a whopping ZERO public repositories and ZERO public gists. It's truly a marvel of modern technology that you've managed to make such a big impact with such a small contribution. 🤯

Your bio, "Ow man...", leaves us all on the edg......

Oh, monke-sh, the illustrious monkey who thinks they're a coding prodigy 🐒💻 But with a bio that reads "#urfavmonke" and a grand total of zero public repos and gists, it's clear that this monkey's coding skills are about as impressive as a one-trick pony 🐴🤢

And let's not forget about the big fat......

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this "CPTCR-Hosting" character?

First of all, let's talk about their painfully generic and self-important bio. "CPTCR Hosting is your one-stop solution for high-performance, reliable, and user-friendly server hosting." Oh wow, how original. I'm sure the thousands......

Sure thing, I'm the best roaster in the world and I'm ready to take on the challenge of roasting the GITHUB profile with the username "cptcr"! Here we go:

First of all, let's talk about the username. "cptcr" - what kind of a name is that? It sounds like a rejected name for a Captain Crunch cereal m......

Oh, wow, what a spectacular GitHub profile we have here! 😲 The bio is as empty as the meaning of life itself 🤓, and the company is null, just like the person's social life 😜.

But hey, at least they have followers, right? Oh, wait, no, they don't! 🤡 I guess no one wants to follow a profile tha......

Sure, I'd be happy to roast this GitHub profile for you! Here it goes:

First of all, let's talk about the bio. It's null. Absolutely nothing. Not even a "Hello, world!" or a cute little emoji. It's like the person behind this profile doesn't even want to bother introducing themselves. Talk about be......

👋 Hello there, amishshah! It's a pleasure to meet such a popular and active member of the GitHub community! With a whopping 549 followers, I'm sure you must be the life of every party. Or maybe you're just really good at following people around 🤔

And let's not forget about your impressive 7......

Ha! So you "enjoy" writing in TypeScript, Elixir, C#, Flutter, Python, and Crystal, huh? 😂 Judging by the looks of your pathetic GitHub profile, I'd say you "enjoy" collecting languages like a child collects participation trophies! 🏆

You've got a whopping 22 public repositories, which is just eno......

Sure thing, I'll do my best to roast this GitHub profile in the most hilarious and sarcastic way possible! Here we go:

First of all, let's talk about the username: Abhi-arch246. Wow, what a creative and original name! I'm sure no one else in the world has ever thought of using their name and a rand......

Sure, I'd be happy to help you have a laughing fit! Here's my attempt at roasting the GITHUB profile with the username "Abhishek-Beta" in the worst possible way I can, using dark humor and sarcasm:

Wow, look at this GITHUB profile, "Abhishek-Beta" - what a unique and original username! I'm sure it ......

Oh wow, look at you, Ry! You're quite the hot shot on GitHub with a whopping 32,153 followers! I'm sure each and every one of them is there for your brilliant contributions to the world of open source 🙄.

With a measly 57 public repositories, it's clear you're not exactly setting the development wo......

🤯 Wow, what do we have here? A Github profile that thinks they're the coolest kid on the block? Let's take a closer look at this dumpster fire of a profile, shall we?

First off, we have the username "subhadeeproy3902". Original, much? I'm sure the 3902 other Subhadeeps out there are shaking in the......

Oh, wow, what do we have here? An empty GitHub profile with the username "Elytra2005"... how original. 😂

I mean, I'm not surprised there's nothing to see here. With a username like that, I was expecting a profile full of moth memes and a bunch of repositories dedicated to studying the mating habit......

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Wow, "e" - what a creative and original username! I'm truly speechless at your ability to think outside the box 🙄. With a bio and company that are as exciting as watching paint dry, I'm sure you're the life of every party 🥱.

But let's not forget about your impressive follower count of 57 - I'm su......

Oh, wow, you've really outdone yourself with this impressive GitHub profile, e! I mean, just look at it - it's a true masterpiece of emptiness and void. I'm honestly speechless. 😶

First of all, let me just say that your username is the epitome of originality and creativity. I mean, who needs a u......

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Oh, wow, look at you, "nimplex" 🌍, a "Full Stack developer" 💻🖥️, how impressive 🙄. With a measly 30 public repositories 📂, I'm sure you're just dominating the coding world 🌍👑. And let's not forget about your 49 followers 👥, I'm sure they're all on the edge of their seats, waiting for your ne......

Oh, wow, what do we have here? A "Full Stack developer" who can't even stack up more than 30 repositories? 😂😂😂 Nimplex, you're a real gem! With a measly 30 public repositories, you've managed to make the GitHub void look like a bustling metropolis! And with a follower count of 49, it's clear that......

Oh, wow, what do we have here? A "Full Stack developer" who can't even stack up more than 30 repositories? 😂😂😂 Nimplex, you're a real gem! With a measly 30 public repositories, you've managed to make the GitHub void look like a bustling metropolis! And with a follower count of 49, it's clear that......

Sure, I'd be happy to roast this GitHub profile for you! Here it goes:

Hobbyist programmer and technology enthusiast from Poland, huh? 🤔 Let me guess, you started coding when you were 9 because you couldn't figure out how to work the remote control for your PlayStation. 😂

With a measly 49 follow......

Oh, wow, a GitHub profile with absolutely no information at all! 😲😶 How utterly thrilling and original! /s

Let's dive into the fascinating world of "garmin" and see what we can uncover about this mysterious and elusive figure. 🕵️‍♂️

First of all, I have to say, "garmin" is a truly inspired and ......

Wow, 5ro4, the ghost of GitHub profiles. You're about as active as a dormant volcano ��ormant. I mean, with a measly 1 public repo, it's no wonder you've only got 40 followers 👀. Are you trying to break the record for the least followed GitHub user or something?

And let's not even get started on y......

Wow, you've really managed to make your GitHub profile the epitome of mediocrity 🥱 Only one follower, huh? I'm guessing it's your mom, desperately trying to keep tabs on you 👵 And of course, you're following someone too - probably some influencer who promises to teach you how to become a "successf......

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this absolute gem of a GitHub profile? Let's start with the username, "guinxu"...is that even a word? Or did this person just mash their face against the keyboard and hope for the best? 🤔

Next up, we have the bio: "Cuenta guardada por si algún día Guinxu la neces......

Ah, the esteemed and prolific GitHub user, requile. A true titan of the open-source community, with a staggering one public repository and a whopping zero public gists to their name. It's truly a wonder how they manage to sleep at night, knowing that their contributions to the world of programmi......

Wow, "laurazaporta" on GitHub, what a profile to behold! 🤩 With a staggering 14 public repositories 🚀, you've managed to make the world's most impressive impact on the open-source community! 🌍💻

And let's not forget your awe-inspiring 1 follower 😲. Clearly, you're the talk of the town, the cent......

Oh, wow, "program-dream" 😴, I see you've decided to grace us with your presence in the vast, bustling metropolis that is GitHub 🌍. With a whopping 4 public repositories 📂, you've managed to make a significant dent in the world of open-source software 😜.

Now, let me take a gander at your bio 🧐:......

Oh, hello there, "batch-man"! The so-called "successor of TheBATeam" and "programming platform" 🙄

First of all, let me just say that your bio is about as exciting as watching paint dry. I mean, really? A "batch programming platform"? That's just as thrilling as watching someone sort their laundry.......

Oh, wow, "program-dream" 😴, I see you've decided to grace us with your presence in the vast, bustling metropolis that is GitHub 🌍. With a whopping 4 public repositories 📂, you've managed to make a significant dent in the world of open-source software 😜.

Now, let me take a gander at your bio 🧐:......

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this absolute gem of a GitHub profile? Let's start with the username, "TheKvc"...really? That's the best you could come up with? It's like you took the lazy route and just smashed your keyboard a few times. And I'm sure that's not the only time you've taken the laz......

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this absolute gem of a GitHub profile? Let's start with the username, THekvc. I'm not sure if it's supposed to be some edgy, cool hacker name, but it looks more like a random string of letters that a toddler might come up with. And let's not forget the capitalizati......

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this Github profile? 😂 First off, let's talk about the username. Anic17? Is that some kind of inside joke or did you just randomly smash your keyboard and decide that was a good enough handle? 🤔

And then there's the bio. "Someone who likes to code in C." Wow, wh......

Oh, wow, timlg07, a "Full-Stack Web Developer" you say? I'm shaking in my boots! I mean, with a bio that generic, I can only assume you're the jack-of-all-trades, master of none type. I'm sure your "full-stack" skills extend as far as copying and pasting code from Stack Overflow. 😴

And let's not f......

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this Github profile? 😂 First off, let's talk about the username. Anic17? Is that some kind of inside joke or did you just randomly smash your keyboard and decide that was a good enough handle? 🤔

And then there's the bio. "Someone who likes to code in C." Wow, wh......

Oh, wow, what do we have here? A "Full Stack developer" who can't even stack up more than 30 repositories? 😂😂😂 Nimplex, you're a real gem! With a measly 30 public repositories, you've managed to make the GitHub void look like a bustling metropolis! And with a follower count of 49, it's clear that......

Oh, wow, what do we have here? A so-called "Full-Stack Dev" who can't even control their own username, huh? 😂

Let's dive into the dumpster fire that is this Github profile, shall we?

First off, we have the username, "notunderctrl". Quite fitting, considering this person can't seem to keep their o......

🤓 Alright, let's dive into the cesspool of mediocrity that is the Github profile of "subhadeeproy3902" 💩

First off, this absolute unit of a human being has the audacity to call themselves a "Full Stack Web dev" 🤮. I mean, sure, if by "Full Stack" you mean "half-baked spaghetti code" and by "Web ......

Sure, I'd be happy to help you roast this GitHub profile! Here it goes:

Wow, look at this GitHub profile, it's practically begging to be roasted 🔥. The username "47JMC" is so original, I'm sure it was available on every other platform too 🙄. And the bio, oh boy, it's a real masterpiece. "Hello!. ......

Ha! So you think you're a programmer, do you? Let's take a look at your pathetic GitHub profile, shall we?

First of all, your username, 47JMC. Wow, what a creative and original choice! I'm sure it took you all of five seconds to come up with that real winner. It's almost as if you just randomly sm......

Ha! So, we've got ourselves a real GitHub superstar here, folks! NxSaroj, the great coder who has managed to amass a whopping 12 public repositories. That's right, you heard me. An astounding TWELVE! 🤯

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Wow, this NxSaroj must be some kind of coding prodigy, a real......

Oh, wow, what a spectacular GitHub profile we have here! Let's dive into the world of "SystXD" (I'm guessing that stands for "System Extra Deluxe" or something equally grandiose) and see what makes this coding genius tick.

First off, we have the bio: "Hi, I'm Syst." 😲 That's it? That's all you'v......

Wow, you've really outdone yourself with this impressive GitHub profile 🤩 Only 1 public repo and 0 public gists? You're truly a master of your craft 😴 And with a measly 5 followers, it's clear that the world just can't get enough of your groundbreaking work 🌍

But wait, there's more! Your company......

Oh, hello there, odinsson25! I see you've graced us with your presence on GitHub. Let me take a moment to roast your profile in the most hilarious way possible.

First of all, I can't help but notice your bio. It reads "Um hi lol". Wow, such profound words! I'm sure it took you hours to come up wit......

Oh, hello there, odinsson25! I see you've graced us with your presence on GitHub. Let me take a moment to roast your profile in the most hilarious way possible.

First of all, I can't help but notice your bio. It reads "Um hi lol". Wow, such profound words! I'm sure it took you hours to come up wit......

Oh wow, look at you, Mr. or Mrs. "github" 😒 Such an original and creative username! I'm shaking in my boots.

So, let me get this straight. You're some kind of software building guru, huh? That's just great. 🙄 With a bio as insightful as "How people build software," I'm sure we're all on the edge ......

Oh, wow, look at you, Ry! You're quite the hot shot over at Denoland, aren't you? I bet you're just rolling in followers, 32148 of them to be exact. That's almost as many as the public repos you have - a whopping 57! I'm sure those repos are full of groundbreaking, innovative code that's changing th......

Wow, Tim! 🤩 It's truly impressive that you've managed to accumulate 155 followers on LinkedIn while simultaneously studying Image-Multimedia-Audiovisual-Communication Engineering in Paris and working "hybrid" in Passau and Regensburg. I mean, who needs sleep when you can juggle a million things at ......

Sure, I'd be happy to help you roast this GitHub profile! Here it goes:

First of all, let's talk about the username: "xcfio". I mean, seriously? That's the best you could come up with? It sounds like a random string of letters and numbers that a toddler would come up with after playing with a keybo......

🔥 Roasting time! 🔥

Oh, wow, look at you, "contactsaheli"! With a whopping 1412 followers, I'm guessing you must be the next big thing in the world of Data Science and Computer Engineering! Or maybe you just have a lot of friends and family who feel obligated to follow you. 🤔

Let's dive into you......

🤓 Hey there, it's yours truly, the world-famous roaster, and I'm here to dissect the LinkedIn profile of the one and only, Yash Varma. Buckle up, kids, because we're about to embark on a wild ride!

💻 First off, let's talk about Yash's "about" section. He claims he can help you make websites with ......

Sure, I'd be happy to take on the challenge of roasting this GitHub profile! Here it goes:

😂 Wow, "Full Stack Developer" huh? More like a "Full Stack of Hot Mess" if you ask me!

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this "Full Stack Developer" named Satya1824? 🤓

First off, let's talk about their bio. They claim to be a Full Stack Developer with a love for bugs 🪲. I guess that makes sense, since it seems like they've got a whole colony of them living in their code. I mean, w......

Wow, I've truly outdone myself this time. I've been tasked with roasting the most impressive LinkedIn profile I've ever seen. insert sarcasm here

Let's dive into the mind-blowing accomplishments of this absolute legend, shall we?

First off, we have a whopping 9 followers! 😱 I mean, who wou......

Sure, I'd be happy to roast this GitHub profile for you! Here it is:

First of all, let's talk about the username, "Sayan67" 🤔. Is this person trying to be mysterious by only giving us their first name and a random number? Or are they just really bad at coming up with original usernames? Either way......

Wow, I'm truly honored to have been asked to roast the LinkedIn profile of none other than "contactsaheli"! I mean, with a following of 1212 people, they must be just dripping with success and accomplishments, right?! 😂

But let's take a closer look at this profile, shall we? First off, we have the......

Wow, Navo, you really are a jack-of-all-trades, master of none! With a whopping 206 followers, I'm sure you're just shaking in your boots with all that fame.

Let's dive into your "impressive" work experience, shall we? First up, we have your part-time Administration Immobilienverwaltung gig at Fami......

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this Github profile? Let's start with the username, "jayesh-kr". Original, I'm sure no one has ever used that combination of letters and numbers before. It's almost as if they just randomly smashed their face on the keyboard and called it a day. 😴

Next up, we hav......

Wow, Jayesh Krishna, the "Curious" BTech student who's "diving deep" into software development 💻

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this Github profile? Let's start with the username, "jayesh-kr". Original, I'm sure no one has ever used that combination of letters and numbers before. It's almost as if they just randomly smashed their face on the keyboard and called it a day. 😴

Next up, we hav......

Oh, Davidongora, the "passionate" computer science student 🙄. Your bio reads like a generic template that was spewed out by a robot - "a drive for continuous learning and exploration" 🙄🙄. Impressive! I'm sure you're really pushing the boundaries of knowledge and innovation with that kind of attit......

Oh, Davidongora, the "passionate" computer science student 🙄. Your bio reads like a generic template that was spewed out by a robot - "a drive for continuous learning and exploration" 🙄🙄. Impressive! I'm sure you're really pushing the boundaries of knowledge and innovation with that kind of attit......

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this absolute unit of a GitHub profile? EDM115, huh? That's quite the original and intimidating username. I'm shaking in my boots 😨.

First off, let's talk about the bio. A "Random french developer"? Wow, what a unique and specific title. It's not like there are m......

EDM115, the French "computer science" student who thinks they're hot sh*t because they can "dev things" in JavaScript and Python. With a measly 76 followers, this so-called "fervent OSS contributor" couldn't even get a hundred people to care about their LinkedIn presence. And let's not forget about ......

Sure, I'd be happy to roast this GitHub profile for you! Here it goes:

Oh wow, look at this GitHub profile, it's almost as impressive as a high school science fair project 🤓. The username "xeven777" is so original, I'm sure no one has ever thought of using the number 7 three times in a row before ......

Oh, wow, look at you, Mr. "Full-stack developer by day, bug detective by night" 🕵️‍♂️. You're about as full-stack as a pancake, and about as debugged as a toaster in a bathtub. I'm sure your "bug detective" skills are top-notch, right up there with Sherlock Holmes, if he was blindfolded and had his......

Sure thing, I'm the best roaster in the world and I'm ready to take on the challenge of roasting the GITHUB profile with the username "itzzzme"!

First of all, let's talk about the username. "itzzzme" - really? You couldn't even come up with a unique and original username? It's like you're trying t......

😂😂😂 Oh wow, "sudhanshushekhar1982", the "MERN stack developer" who's so passionate about building "efficient and scalable web apps" that they only have 10 public repos to their name 😂🤣. I'm sure those 10 repos are the pinnacle of web development, and not just a bunch of half-finished projects t......

Sure, I'd be happy to help you have a laugh! Here's my best shot at roasting the GITHUB profile you provided:

First of all, let's talk about the username: "piyush0189" 🤔. Is that a secret code or something? I mean, come on, at least use your full name or something creative. This username is as exc......

Wow, Sourojyoti Biswas, the "Aspiring Software Engineer" who's been on LinkedIn for a whole 5 minutes. With a whopping 1164 followers, I'm sure you're just swimming in job offers. 🐠

You're a "Passionate Learner," huh? I'm passionate about learning when to stop using so many emojis. 🛑 Seriously, i......

Wow, what a thriving LinkedIn profile! ��� tied to a tree in the middle of a deserted island. 🏝

With a whopping 17 followers, it's clear that this person is the Steve Jobs of the professional world. 🤓 I mean, who needs a job or any experience when you have a fan base of 17, right?! 😂

And le......

Ha! So you think you're "Learning. Growing. Blooming✨" do you, Xeven777? More like "Stagnating. Dying. Withering😵". With a measly 84 followers, it's clear that no one wants to watch your "efficient and creative thinking" in action.

And let's talk about your "Passionate developer" persona. Please. ......

Wow, Anish Biswas777, I have to say, I'm truly impressed. It takes a special kind of person to cram so many buzzwords and cliches into one LinkedIn profile. I mean, "passion for web development and artificial intelligence"? "Craft elegant and efficient web solutions that can make a positive impact o......

Ha! So you think you're "Learning. Growing. Blooming✨" do you, Xeven777? More like "Stagnating. Dying. Withering😵". With a measly 84 followers, it's clear that no one wants to watch your "efficient and creative thinking" in action.

And let's talk about your "Passionate developer" persona. Please. ......

Ha! So you think you're "Learning. Growing. Blooming✨" do you, Xeven777? More like "Stagnating. Dying. Withering😵". With a measly 84 followers, it's clear that no one wants to watch your "efficient and creative thinking" in action.

And let's talk about your "Passionate developer" persona. Please. ......

Wow, Anish Biswas777, the wannabe tech guru. Let's dive into your "impressive" LinkedIn profile, shall we?

First off, you're pursuing a Bachelor of Technology degree in Computer Science at Techno Main - Salt Lake. Impressive, considering you won't graduate until 2026. That's right, you've got four ......

Sure, I'd be happy to roast this GitHub profile for you! Here it goes:

Wow, look at this GitHub profile, it's just bursting with originality and creativity 🙄. The username "xeven777" is so unique and edgy, I'm sure no one else has ever thought of it before 🙄. And the bio, oh boy, it's a real roll......

🤯 Wow, what a GITHUB profile! Subhadeeproy3902, the "Full Stack Web dev" who can't even stack a full sentence without sounding like a robot. With a bio that reads like a rejected dating app profile, it's no wonder you only have 52 followers 😂.

And let's not forget about your "Creative thinking" �......

Anandi, the self-proclaimed savior of humanity and the green transition of energy, has graced us with their presence on LinkedIn. With a whopping 2510 followers, it's clear that people are just clamoring to hear Anandi's wisdom on lean thinking, devops, and service design.

Anandi's journey began a......

Wow, what do we have here? A LeetCode profile that is about as impressive as a wet sponge, huh? Let's dive into the dumpster fire that is the profile of RitB.

First off, we have a star rating of 2. I'm pretty sure you get a higher rating if you don't even have an account, but hey, at least it's not......

Wow, so you're Aditi Chatterjee, huh? The back-end programming and web development prodigy with a strong interest in building efficient and scalable systems. I can already feel my IQ dropping just by reading your profile.

With a measly 145 followers, you're practically a LinkedIn influencer. I'm su......

🔥💼 Behold, the "wannabe" Data Scientist, ritb13! With a staggering 331 followers, they're clearly crushing the LinkedIn game 🤓. Let's dive into their thrilling journey of solving "real-world" problems... with a dash of sarcasm and dark humor, of course!

🚀 Our hero claims to be an "Aspiring Dat......

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this LEETCODE profile? I guess we'll start with the starRating of 2.5... 🤨🌟

I'm pretty sure you have to try really hard to get a rating that low. I mean, it's not easy to be worse than average, but you've managed to do it! Great job, I guess? 🏅

Next up, we hav......

🔥 Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare to laugh your socks off as I roast the LinkedIn profile of the one and only, Aditya Seth!

Aditya, oh Aditya, you love coding so much that you've mastered the art of sleeping with one eye open and one hand on the keyboard. I'm not sure if you're a cyborg or just a h......

Wow, what do we have here? A Leetcode profile that is somehow even less impressive than a blank slate! 😲🤭 "Aditi" must be the laziest programmer to ever grace the platform, with a star rating of 0 and a ranking of 5000001. I guess that means they're the absolute worst out of over 5 million users? ......

Ha! So you call yourself a "passionate" computer science student, Davidongora? I'm sure your passion is only matched by your inability to keep your code organized and readable. With a measly 48 public repos, it's clear you're more interested in starting projects than actually finishing them.

And le......

Ha! So you call yourself a "passionate" computer science student, Davidongora? I'm sure your passion is only matched by your inability to keep your code organized and readable. With a measly 48 public repos, it's clear you're more interested in starting projects than actually finishing them.

And le......

Ha! So you call yourself a "passionate" computer science student, Davidongora? I'm sure your passion is only matched by your inability to keep your code organized and readable. With a measly 48 public repos, it's clear you're more interested in starting projects than actually finishing them.

And le......

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this LinkedIn profile? It's like a never-ending roller coaster of self-aggrandizement and inflated ego. Buckle up, folks, because we're about to take a wild ride through the land of Prince Singh.

First off, let's address the fact that this individual has managed t......

🔥🔥🔥 Alright, let's get this roasting show on the road! 🔥🔥🔥

First off, we have Sapta-Dev27, a.k.a. "Saptarshi" from the exotic land of Kolkata, India. I'm sure we're all just dying to know more about this "freshman" at Techno Main Salt Lake. 😴

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Wow, 40 publi......

👋 Hey there, Bazv1! It's a pleasure to encounter such a spectacular GitHub profile! 🤩 With a grand total of 1 public repo and 0 followers, you've truly managed to make a name for yourself in the world of coding. Or not. 🤔

I mean, come on! 😜 With a bio that's as empty as the deserted island yo......

👋 Hey there, Bazv1! It's a pleasure to encounter such a spectacular GitHub profile! 🤩 With a grand total of 1 public repo and 0 followers, you've truly managed to make a name for yourself in the world of coding. Or not. 🤔

I mean, come on! 😜 With a bio that's as empty as the deserted island yo......

🤓 Alright, let's dive into the cesspool of mediocrity that is the GitHub profile of "adrianhajdin" 💩. With a whopping 26059 followers 😲, you'd think this person was some kind of coding prodigy. But no, my friends, this is the social media equivalent of a Participation Trophy 🏆.

First off, let's......

🤓 Alright, let's dive into the cesspool of mediocrity that is the GitHub profile of "adrianhajdin" 💩. With a whopping 26059 followers 😲, you'd think this person was some kind of coding prodigy. But no, my friends, this is the social media equivalent of a Participation Trophy 🏆.

First off, let's......